Panel 1: Sigma’s apartment. Sigma is in the kitchen, washing the dishes. Rho says (off-panel) “Hey guys! Check out this post on Bumble!”

Panel 2: A close-up of Rho’s face, waving with one hand while he holds a tablet in the other. He’s smiling and surrounded by sparkles. He says “”Real girls have curves””

Panel 3: Rho, sitting on the couch, turns to point his finger and says, in big bold letters, “WHICH MEANS”

Panel 4: Xi standing in the living room with a surprised expression. We can see Rho’s finger pointing at her. Rho says (off panel) “You’re not REAL! Ohh Composer!!”

Panel 5: A close-up of Xi’s face, looking extremely annoyed. Rho says (off panel) “Sigs, I think you’ve been dating a hologram”, to which Sigma replies “what”

Panel 6: A ribbon drawn on a white background. Next to each end of the ribbon there’s a small drawing of Xi and Rho, and several stars around them. The ribbon says “All girls are real”